So a penguin is driving around the country when his engine starts spurtering. Lucky for him there's a service station about 2miles up. This particular area is relatively flat, he can see it, and figures that he can do the waddle.

So the penguin walks to the service station and talks to the mechanic. The mechanic says it's not a problem, they'll get the tow truck and fix it at the shop. Since it's going to take a while, he suggests to the penguin that he sits in the diner and drinks something cool.

The penguin decides that he'd like to have some ice-cream, so he orders a big bowl of icecream. but doesn't get a spoon. Being timid, he doesn't bother to ask, and eats the ice-cream all the same, with his flippers.

time passes, and he decides to go the service bay to check up on things, and the mechanic seems him, so he goes over and talks to the penguin
"Well, it looks like you blew a seal"
the penquin all nervous screams out "NO! NO! IT'S JUST ICE CREAM!!"