~No apology~

I'd say I was sorry
For causing such a stir
But honestly I did not know
Exactly where you were

The long night of drinking
Had my inner compass bent
I meant to exit camp, and pee
Then sneak back to my tent

I would like to apologize
For pissing on your hubby Jim
But you and I know very well-
That man wasn't him.

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"I believe in nothing that I cannot touch, kiss, embrace.... The rest is only hearsay." ~E. Abbey