Steph, I only have my OLD favorites. Here’s one for you:

~Painting yourself into a corner~
Bob knocks on the door of his old buddy Bill’s house and his attractive new wife lets him in. She invites him to set for coffee as Bill is expected back in about half an hour. While chatting about their life long friendship, Bob can’t get his eyes above the low cut blouse she is wearing.
Finely he just blurts out that he has been alone for over six months and finds her so beautiful that he has to see her breasts. He assures her he only needs to see a woman’s form and says he’ll give her $100 if she’ll just let him look at her. When she is satisfied that he will only look, she takes the $100 and pulls open her top and proudly shows him her gorgeous tits.
Bob catches his breath and only murmurs as his face turns red. When he is able to speak again……. He tells her that he would gladly give her another $100 if he can only see under her skirt and vows not to even try and touch her, but that it’s been so long for him that he really needs to see a woman. With a little reluctance, but with a safe distance between them, she concedes and takes the $100. She then lifts her skirt, butterflies her legs and thrusts at Bob actually enjoying the effect she is having on him.
Bob begins to drool, stutters for words….. then just jumps up and runs out the door.

Ten minutes later Bill arrives home and kisses his somewhat flustered bride on the cheek hello. He asks if his buddy Bob had stopped by? “Why yes he did” says the nervous wife. “Did he drop off the $200 he owes me” asked Bill?

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