Top Ten Alan Greenspan Euphemisms For Sex


10. "Depleting The Federal Reserve"

9. "Acquiring Some Assets"

8. "A Mid-Afternoon Rally"

7. "Opening An Account With Fannie Mae"

6. "Improving Your Long-Term Growth"

5. "Doing A Little Business On The Floor"

4. "Getting Yourself In The Red"

3. "Lump-Sum Distribution"

2. "Liquefying Your Holdings"

1. "Merging With Pfizer"

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