Jings, some of us are a bit accident prone, aren't we?!

Mine include;
Three separate scars over my left eye, one from surgery when I was 3, the others from various accidents;
two on left middle finger, from where a craft knife slipped and went through it when I was 11 (the nurse who stitched it up was VERY cute, I seem to remember!!);
left elbow from (push)-bike crash;
several Chicken-pox scars on my face (I was 34 when I got that... those damn spots were EVERYWHERE!

);
very faint (invisible now?) one on my back, where some asshole squaddie tried to give me kidney surgery!!!;
small scar on rigth side of nose - mole removal;
small scar on left side of abdomen - same thing.
oh, and
not a scar, but I've got a weakened left knee from where I "sprung" it when I was in the army.... which ultimately forced me to have to leave!
All I can think of for now, I'm sure there's more though!!
DM