THE STREAK
Hello everyone
This is your action news reporter
With all the news
That is news across the nation
On the scene at the supermarket.
There seems to have been some disturbance here.
Pardon me, sir
Did you see what happened?

Yeah I did
I's standin' overe there by the tomaters
And here he come
Running through the pole beans
Through the fruits and vegetables
Nekkid as a jay bird
And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said,
"Don't look, Ethel!"
But it's too late
She'd already been incensed

Here he comes
Look at that, look at that
There he goes
Look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek

Oh yes they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

This is your action news reporter
Once again
And we're here at the gas station
Pardon me, sir
Did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did
I's just in here gettin my car checked
He just appeared out of the traffic
Come streakin' around the grease rack there
Didn't have nothin' on but a smile.
I looked in there
And Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink.
I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!"
But it was too late.
She'd already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers

He ain't crude
Look at that, look at that
He ain't lewd
Look at that, look at that
He's just in the mood to run in the nude
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to turn the other cheek
Look at that, look at that
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique

Once again your action news reporter
In the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance
At the basketball playoff
Pardon me, sir
Did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did
Half time, I's just goin' down thar
To get Ethel a snow cone.
And here he come
Right out of the cheap seats
Dribbling
Right down the middle of the court
Didn't have on nothing but his Keds
Made a hook shot and
Got out through the concessions stand
I hollered up at Ethel,
I said "Don't look, Ethel!"
But it was too late
She'd already got a free shot
Grandstandin'
Right there in front of the home team

Oh yes, they call him the Streak
Here he comes again
Look at that, look at that
Who's that with him?
The fastest thing on two feet
Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?
Look at that, look at that
What do you think you're doin'?
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
You git yourclothes on!
He's gonna give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Ethel! Where you goin'?
Look at that, look at that
Ethel, you shameless hussy!
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique
Say it isn't so, Ethel! Ethelllllll!!!

"The Streak" Ray Stevens

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