Grumbleguts, that was a good one! Try this one now.


A blind man enters a local bar. He finds his way to a
barstool and orders a drink. After
sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar
immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving
that you are blind - that you should know five things:


1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
professional weightlifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a
professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
want to tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and declares, "Nah, Not if I'm gonna have to explain
it five times."

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours