I'm a recovering Catholic...and I've discovered that often people say one thing and do another. I spent my childhood learning this principle.

For instance, oral sex is bad...but every Catholic girl I know has perfected the technique.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney