One of the oldest, but still a goodie.

In their quest to hold their place as the greatest lovers in

the world, the French, among other things, spent nearly

20 million bucks US to determine that the head of the penis

was to enhance the pleasure of the woman.

Not to be outdone, the Italians spent nearly 30 million bucks US

and determined that it was to bring pleasure to the man.

The Aussies, not to be outdone, spent ten bucks for a

Penthouse and worked out it was to stop your hand from

sliding off.

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