Warning

Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2
which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse,
Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as
Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.
Successive versions of Girlfriend have proved no better. A shareware
beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 had many bugs and left a virus in my system,
forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually I tried to
run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover
that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to
all my hardware.
Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that this
product has to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. I did this largely because, whilst
Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex
Plus and Cleanhouse 2000.
However, I discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run.
For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's
memory and could not be deleted, they then re-surfaced months later.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and
can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip. These latter products
have no helpfiles and require you to try and guess the problem yourself.
Additional costly problems are that the Wife 1.0 bundle, that came with the
original system, needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser Pro
for new attachments and Hairstyle Express needs to be reinstalled every
other week. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try,
stating that they are an illegal operation.
When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Nova programme it often crashes or runs
the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be
problems, if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it will delete
all MS Money files before un-installing itself.

Stuart McK.Muirhead,
Special Deputy Sheriff, (Certified),Belmont County,Ohio.

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For being in any particular place.
Is having no business there.