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Old 01-15-2002, 09:15 PM
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Art Exhibit

A couple is attending an Art exhibit and they are looking at
a portrait that has them a little taken aback. The picture
depicts 3 very black, very naked men sitting on a park
bench; 2 have a black penis and the one in the middle has a
pink penis.

As the couple is looking somewhat puzzled at the picture, the
Irish artist walks by and says, "Can I help you with this painting? I'm the artist who painted it."

The man says "Well, we like the painting but don't understand
why you have 3 African men on a bench, and the one in the
middle has a pink penis, while the other two have a black
penis."

The Irish artist says, "Oh you are misinterpreting the painting.
They're not African men, they are Irish coal miners and the one
in the middle went home for lunch."
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