Words and their meanings..
1. A clitoris is a type of flower
2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit
3. A vulva is an automobile from Sweden
4. The term spread eagle is an extinct bird
5. A fallopian tube is a part of a television set
6. It is dangerous to have a wet dream under an electric blanket
7. McDonald's golden arches is a phallus symbol
8. A vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble
9 Fellatio is an Italian designer
10. A menstrual cycle has three wheels
11. a G-string is a weapon used by G-men
12. Semen is a term for sailors
13.An anus is a Latin word denoting a period of time
14. Testicals are found on an octopus
15. Cunnilingus is a person who can speak four languages
16. Asphalt is a medical term to describe someone with rectal problem.
17. Kotex is a radio station in Texas
18. Masturbate is something used to catch large fish
19. Coitus is a musical instrument
20. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke
21. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute
22. A condom is an apartment complex
23. An orgasm is a person who sings in church
24. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry
25. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle
26. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East
27. An erection is when the Japanese vote for new government officials
28. Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass
29. Pornography is the business of making record albums
30. Genitals are people of Non-Jewish origins
31. Douche is the Italian word for twelve
32. An enema is someone who is not your friend
33. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese
34. Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus

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