In an effort to keep all Pixies members safe and sound, I've found these safety tips to help ensure our well-being.

1. Avoid riding in automobiles, as they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.

2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.

3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.

4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.

5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in hospitals. Above all else, avoid hospitals.

Remember, if you fail to follow these suggestions, you will only be safe 1% of the time and are taking your life into your own hands.


LMAO.

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