Your Stripper Name is Elly Mae!
You're a small town girl who's the big star at your local strip club.
Sure you may not be a Scores girl in NYC, but you're by far the hottest chick in town.
And that means, eventually, that you'll probably snag the richest guy in town - Anna Nicole style.
You'll give a lap dance or two if it means an extra twenty dollar bill at the end of the night...
But you're shocked by what some strippers will do to make some extra cash.
You are a friendly girl and don't mind pleasing customers - as long as you can still look your grandmother in the eye.


How did they know??

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple