You Should Teach Sadism 101!
Some people say you are evil, but you just haven't trained them yet.
You know how to play the pleasure and pain game.
And, boy, you know how well pleasure and pain go together.
You eventually get everyone under hot dripping wax!

You will gladly teach this perverted oddball course.
You can easily teach cock torture, needle play, and trampling.
Now doesn't that sound like a fun course description?