ROTFLMAO

1. bull penis
2. goat penis
3. deer penis
4. dog penis

The four of us eat slowly. We discover another shortcoming of Viagra hotpot: The penises are cooked whole, which means that there is exactly one per diner. For a male-oriented dish, this is a serious problem. What if Adam gets the bull penis and I'm stuck with the dog? What if Craig's is bigger than mine? What if Rob slips the sheep penis into his purse when the rest of us aren't looking?

...............still ROTFLMAO... some men will eat anything!

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