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Old 01-04-2002, 08:16 AM
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Re: Some history

Sorry JimJ

The acronym you're quoting is far too modern to be the basis

of the word FUCK. Ancient English was very much like German or

Norse, with short harsh words like Sky, knife, hit and probably

fuck. Well told however.

Just by the way, (setting scene) did you know that may Irish

served with distinction in the Brit forces during WWII.

During the attack on Dieppe, an exercise if futility which cost

thousands of Brit, Canadian and Aussie lives and prisoners, an

Irish Colour Sergeant was captured.

Shortly thereafter two little men in black leather coats came in.

"Vot is your name?" WHACK!!

"Who vas your commander?" WHACK!!

"Vot vere your objectives?" WHACK!!

"Who vere your local contacts?" WHACK!!

"Und please stop hitting me!!"
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