Well now...tips for mastUrbation.....

1. try changing hands while you salute captain winky .........hehehe I'm as good with my left as my right now

2. Lube it up man give you a whole different feeling I LOVE IT get that slip sliding feeling while you slap the salami !

3. Do it in different places..........I love to crack one off at work from time to time.... or you could even try it when you have a house full of people..... just sneak off to the bathroom and whack away !!!

4. Vary your "masturbation aid material".... PORN! find a picture that really turns you on and concentrate on that while you bash your thang.....watch some excellent porn films and let the action carry you away to the log flogging of a life time

5. Change position lie down, sit up, legs apart, legs together just try a few different things while you're raising the flag.

6. Try combinations of everything above and before long you'll be tuggin' your tadpole all day long

GOOD LUCK !

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