First blonde guy joke.A blonde guy walks into a hardware store looking for something to clear a couple acres of trees on his new property.The owner brought out the latest top of the line chain saw and told the guy, with this you can clear your entire property in a couple of days.Fine,I'll take it the guy said.The next morning he brought it back to the store and tld the owner that he thought something was wrong with it.I was baely able to cut through one tree with it,he explained.Here le me see it the store owner said.He starts it up.Runnn nnnaw Runnn nnaw Runnnn nnnawa.The blonde guy cups his hands over his ears and says.YYYOOOOWWW!!! Whats that noise????

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