One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila............FLOOR!

And then there is the Dr. Pepper.......A mug of your fave beer to which you drop in a shot of rootbeer schnapps and then slam it.......all at once.......no double or tripple swallow allowed! (I have a VERY open throat!)

A Slow Comfortable Screw....A most favorable amount of Southern Comfort (just pour some in the glass!).....and a dash of Sloe Gin.....a bit of vodka......and if there is room left (if not, take out an ice cube) add a smidgeon of orange juice! It'll get ya where ya wanna go!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~