You are a Sex Freak!

While your antics haven't landed you in jail...
They have probably landed you in some relationship hot water.
So you like sex... love it in fact. Isn't that how we're built?

You've done it standing, sitting, but never shitting.
And you always have a vibe in your pocket.
You're most likely to be the biggest flirt... not freak.

Advice? Stay away from those who give you guilt trips.
Monogamy is probably not for you. Find some other free spirits.
When the rules are thrown away, the sex will be that much better.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.