07-23-2003, 11:56 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: near Chicago
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Re: How many methodists..
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Originally posted by Nubian
does it take to change a light bulb?
We choose not to make a statement either in favour of or against the need for a light bulb however, if in your own journey you have found that a light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way,long-lived, and tinted; all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ.
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Actually with UMC members you usually have to have it referred up to the bishop, and it'll get tabled for discussion at the next General Conference. |