How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs.

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.


How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they're changing the bulb ...

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?


How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole bunch: You can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense.


How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Huh? The light's out?

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