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HAHAHA Thanks Bardog.....a couple more
Why did the man put VIAGRA in his eyes?
He wanted to look hard!
Why do Blondes keep empty milk bottles in the refridgerator?
Just in case anyone wants black coffee
Why do men have legs?
So their brains don't drag on the floor
Why do women have legs?
So they don't leave a snail trail
Why is Santa Clause a happy man?
Because he knows where all the baaaaad girls live
Why can't Blondes make ice cubes?
Cos they don't know the recipe
Why was Colonel Sanders a typical bloke?
Cos all he cared about were legs, breasts and thighs
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