HAHAHAHAHA

here's another for you

A man staggers home from the pub at 3am and finds his wife naked on the bed.

He decides to show some interest and gently kisses her on the forehead, but got no response.

he then softly kisses her lips and still no response. Moving downwards he caresses her neck and then brushes his lips expertly across each breast, before continuing slowly downward with his tongue until he finds a haven exploring her navel.

No reaction whatever.

His next move is to bend right down and kiss the inside of her thigh and lick behind each knee.

At this the wife sits bolt upright and scream... "If it had been a pub you wouldn't have fucking missed it"

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