If he’s mine for the bidding so to speak, I want in on this.

I have 3-1/2 Gals. total of ice cream in the freezer. I’ll bid ½ Gal. if he can paint a house.
I bid 2 flat strawberries if he can pick 2 quarts of raspberries.
Two weekends to operate the controls of the lawn tractor.
He can wear whatever he wants.
Including hi heels if so desired.
He can keep all the Emotional Lotion he wants. (we call it sweat and tears in Cleveland)
One box of envelopes (with stamps)
$16.50
8 Licks (as soon as Lil gets back and loans me the whip)
All the spankings he wants.


[just bring the paintbrush. I have the paint]

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