How about Bill Clinton? I'd like to mention our current illustrious leader -- always wanted to do it with a President -- but my stomache keeps on turning when I imagine him with his clothes off. A naked troll...

I would supply my slave with unlimited cigars and other toys. He could do whatever he liked with them.

I would of course share. But not with Hilary.

Would I do that same for him? Not sure...depends on whether he earned my consideration.

Special clothing...McDonalds uniform.

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