07-10-2003, 08:39 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Little Johnny?"
"My goldfish died," replied Little Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
As Little Johnny patted down the last heap of earth he then replied, "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."
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