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Old 07-10-2003, 08:27 PM
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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."

"Good. What comes after three," asked the teacher.

"Four," answered little Johnny.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good," praised the teacher. "Your father did a good job. What comes after ten?"

"A Jack," answered little Johnny.
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