07-10-2003, 08:21 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
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One day. little Johnny heard some strange noises coming from his parent's bedroom, so he walked in to see what was going on. To his surprise, he found his father on top of his mother. "Daddy, what are you doing?"
"Umm... I'm playing poker, Johnny."
"Then, what's Mommy doing, Daddy?"
"Umm... she's my wild card, Johnny."
Johnny appeared to be satisfied with the answers and walked away.
The next day, little Johnny spent the entire morning in the bathroom. His father started to get worried, so he knocked on the bathroom door. "Johnny, what are you doing in there?"
There was no answer, so his father opened the door only to find little Johnny in playing with himself. "Johnny, what the hell are you doing!"
"I'm playing poker, Daddy."
"Oh, really... well, where's your wild card?"
Johnny grinned and replied, "With a hand like this, who needs a wild card!"
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