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Old 07-03-2003, 06:24 PM
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Happy 4th everyone... Here's a song for the occasion! And a link to hear it...

http://www.twistedtunes.com/show/va...sp?Var=I&Page=2

Independence Day

(Parody of God Bless The U.S.A. by Lee Greenwood)


There's a holiday to celebrate
the american way of life
gunna have a bbq
with all my children and my wife

I bought some cherry bombs
at a roadside stand today
gunna blow stuff up for freedom
and they can't take that away

If your proud to be an american set
your fireworks off with me
and be careful or you'll lose an eye
so hide behind that tree



everybody stand back fifty feet
and enjoy this big display
cause this stuff is powerful contraban

God Bless The USA

got a dozen roman candles
quarter sticks of tnt
a box of bottle rockets
I bought illegally
from Detriot down to Houston
and New York to LA
there's a fire in every american yard
every Independance day

I'm loud I'm free I'm american and
just as proud as I can be
and I'd like to thank the chinese guys
who made this stuff for me



everybody stand back fifty feet
just incase this comes your way
cause I would hate to see you lose a hand
on Independance Day
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