I can't do colognes (Köln on the other hand is a different matter entirely, but I digress). My skin will break out with acne or a rash if fragrances are applied. I have to be very careful what kinds of soaps and clothes detergents I use, and always use unscented deodorant.

Now perfumes, in small doses, some of them I can appreciate, but it's been so long since I've talked to a woman about perfumes there's no way I could remember which ones I've liked.