Only just stopped myself from using my Sister's favourite profanity in front of my boss the other day.

It had all gone horribly wrong and I'd got the first consonant of 'Piss-flaps' out before I managed to stop myself.

I am in the habit of using 'Blimey' or 'Blimey O'reilly' quite a lot at the moment, but the good old favourites such as 'Funckinell' 'Bugger me backwards' and 'Fuck me!' are also frequently heard in my repertoire.

Since I was twelve I've been the foulest mouthed person I know. The thing is that people find it so amusing when I swear because of my 'posh' voice so they don't seem to be offended by it and it just encourages me.

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