any variation on 'fuck me':

fuck me arthritic...
fuck me straight-edge...
fuck me Anglo-Saxon...
fuck me fucked...
fuck me able-minded...

etc., etc., etc...


then there's "oh, fer [insert] fuck's sake!" like...

oh, fer frilly fuck's sake.
oh, fer squirrely fuck's sake.
oh, fer poorly-drawn fuck's sake.
oh, fer helmet-wearin, window-lickin fuck's sake.

you get the idea. but my all-time favorite is what this retired Army Sergeant i knew usta say whenever his kid did sumthin stupid:

"Boy, yer worse than a monkey fuckin a football."