*Packing a picnic basket with brew and wine and cheese and strawberries and chicken and raw veggies and all sorts of stuff (and some fun toys and delicious lube) and heading off to the sit it out with skip*

My ex used to send me "just because" flowers at work and I'd get some ooooooooo's and ahhhhhhhh's and then there'd be those very few who said, "He musta done SOMETHING wrong cause men just don't send flowers for nothing. My response (after getting my fill of this old biddy bitterness) was......"Well, maybe my husband really does love me and doesn't just stick around for fear of my wrath.....like yours obviously does"!!!!!! Oh, the looks on their faces was priceless!

My husband (now).............should he ever bring home a flower for me........I check to see if there is a card reading, "Uncle Louie....Our Beloved.....He will be missed".......cause he prolly passed a cemetary on the way home! LOL!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~