The UK prude brigade have long held that

If it turns women on its erotic

If it turns men on its pornographic

(for anyone as sad as me, Erotic describes those things that relate to Eros - Love - and pornography is greek for the depiction of prostitutes)

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.