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Old 06-08-2003, 06:56 PM
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Fuckin hated that movie. Hands-down, some of the most boring, arbitrary action sequences I've ever had the displeasure to bear witness to. Every single character outside of Laurence Fishburne looked like they stole someone else's body for those scenes; stiff and totally uncomfortable in their own skin. And fuck Keanu Reeves. I'll never, ever buy him as a bad-ass. He was Ted, fer fuck's sake! Horrible casting for the role of Neo. Just horrible.

The only halfway palatable things in the movie were Fishburne's fighting style (slow and methodical), the twins, and the French guy in the restaurant. The rest of it can eat my ass with chopsticks.

And finally, the scene that seems to get talked about and praised the most... the quadruple millions and billions of Smiths versus Neo scene. Worst fight sequence EVER. Hated every slow-paced, poorly-choreographed, unnecessary part of it. It was just painful to watch, plain and simple.

In closing, fuck The Matrix, and all its droning, pathetic-ass sequels.
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