'Crunk' means you's wearin dat muthafucka out old-school, yo. Fuh sho.

I hate when I hear "Mr. Johnson, we've asked you time and time again not to wander the petting zoo grounds, carrying a funnel, lighter fluid, and a video camera.". Nazi fucks...

And puns. All of em. *grumbles* Believe me when I say that no matter how funny they may sound in yer head, they're not. I swear to Buddha's fat ass, they're not. So just don't. Lowest goddamn form of comedy.