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Old 05-29-2003, 08:40 AM
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1. Me. Cos I'm ME of course!!!! Who's the one with this life support system, eh?? That's right, ME! Everyone else comes second.
Seriously tho - I would expect to be part of the team because I'm selfish, and too young to die!

2. Bookkeeper's wife. Sorry to her man, but she's got a bub that's gonna be second generation Survivor.

3. Second year med student. I would've prefered a doctor with 20 years experience working in poverty stricken countries without advanced medical equipment, but hey you get what you grab. The student's medical knowledge would be invaluable for delivery of the baby as well as general health and wellbeing of the survivors.

4. Farmer. Someone's gotta plant the crops and grow the food and milk the cows. And as a former mechanic, he can get tractors and cars and busses and spaceships and everything working for us.

5. Olympic Athlete. She's 27, got a great body and a toned, hardened physical specimen. The sorta thing you'd want future generations to be made from. And there would be future generations, cos I'd be screwing her senseless every night.

6. The Policeman's daughter. She's the future, just like the bub in the bookkeeper's wife.

I wouldn't take the biochemist, that's for sure - who d'you think probably got us into this mess in the first place? And I'd shoot the Hollywood star, just to guarantee the world was a better place.

Who's most important? Me, of course - it's my bloody life support environment! lol!
Eeep, who knows! it's a team effort, survival. I mean, I'm tempted to say the farmer - but if everyone else dies he can live for a while and then he's got nobody else to continue the species with. if I say the preggers bookkeeper wife, who's gonna farm the land for her? Who's gonna look after her when she gets sick?

So I think it's pretty obvious:
Pray I'm not the last man on Earth! LOL

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