Probably would say that title goes to my older bro. My parents never gave me 'The Talk', but he did, and he told it like it is. No euphemisms but straight talk on what sex is, and how to do it right. Where to touch a girl, how to judge her reactions, when to let up... basically how to please her while having a good time as well.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these