Ever wake up and from the minute your feet hit the floor you know it's gonna be the kind of day they write country/western songs about. I have already in the 45 minutes I have been awake misplaced the coffee pot sending grounds and coffee all over the kitchen, tripped over the bathroom rug, busting my ass, and banned my own self from the chatroom.






I need some sort of voodo ritual to cleanse me of Dumbassitis! Know any?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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