Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patient to operate on.

The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: "You're all wrong. The French are the easiest to operate on. They’ve no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.