Subject: Is my time up




A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was
taken to the hospital. While on the operating table
she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked
"Is my time up?". God said, "No, you have another 43
years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the
hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a
tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change
her hair color. Since she had so much more time to
live, she figured she might as well make the most of
it. After her last operation, she was released from
the hospital. While crossing the street on her way
home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in
front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of
the path of the ambulance?"


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God replied, "I didn't recognize you

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