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Subject: CATHOLIC PARROTS
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem. I have two female parrots', but they only know how to say
one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say,"Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
Said the concerned lady.
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I
have two male talking parrots' whom I have taught to pray and
read the bible.
Bring your two parrots' over to my house, and we'll put them in the
cage with Franics and Jobe.
My parrots' can teach your parrots' to praise and worship, and
your parrots' are sure to stop saying...that phrase...in no time!"
"Thank you," the woman responded, "This may very well be the
solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots' to the priest's
house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots' were
inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots' in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots' cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at
the other male parrot and exclaimed,"Put the beads away, Francis,
our prayers have been answered!"