I've debated w/ myself about sharing this, but I have to... I was reading "Three Dog Nightmare" by Chuck Negron, (former Three Dog Night singer, for those too young to remember). He relates the tale of how he overdid it with sex, his dick got so inflamed & swollen that it finally... oh, it's too horrible to relate here, just get the book & read it, a good read other than that. He does, I think, have the most embarrassing ER story I've ever heard of...

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