Well, before my horribly disfiguring accident, there was just
that Queen Amidala chick...then, come to find out many years
later, it seems that I planted the proverbial seed. Well, it was
easier to take over the galaxy without having to stop every
hour to change a diaper, or make a bottle...so I guess she did
me a favour not telling me!!!
But, other than her, it hasn't been easy finding a girl who
want's to give it to a deep fried dude such as myself!

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....Now I am the Master