I don't like the idea of an old boring tombstone.. I want to have a button hooked up to a tape of me saying random things like "See ya soon.." "Hi, I'm dead, leave a message after the beep. (beep)" "God no, dig! let me out! I can't breath."

...Maybe a cool little lazer lightshow to go with it.

I'd have the only grave in the world with a full working lazer lightshow. It would be like Vegas. People all over would line up to see the crazy guy with the lightshow and talking grave.

__________________
-Deno