OK, women's fashion 101. ( from Pixie's own Armani-dyke)
Heels are a decoy to make our legs look a)longer b) therefore slimmer and c) point the toe to make a pleasing line to the eye.
They were likely invented by a man who was a sadist.
THEY HURT!!!!
THEY ARE UNSAFE!!!
And they are EXPENSIVE!!!!
( I only own 7 pairs as a personal protest)
Hey. I am only 4'10" tall, I NEED to wear them SOMETIMES.

But I prefer flats...
Heels in bed CAN be fun... if he doesn't put his eye out.


Stylishly

WW

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