"If you threw him in the creek, you'd skim ugly for two weeks!"

"He's so tight (cheap) his asshole squeaks when he takes a shit."

"Ugly as sin."

"She's so fine it makes my tongue hard!"

"Drink water? Fish fuck in that stuff!"

"I'll kick your ass so hard, you're gunna' have to take your shit off to take a shit."

"Hotter then a two dollar pistol on a Saturday night."

"Dumber than a stump."

Comshaw