Don't read it if you don't want to.

First of al: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

This has been the most frustrating year of my life. Why are all the Pixies-place people so far away, or seemingly non-existent?

It is nearly impossible to meet women here. It is not a language issue as I have a lot of opportunities for "fun" when I have to travel to Brazil and there I am forced to communicate in either Spanish or English as I don't speak any Portugese.

You read all about how open and relaxed the people are here and it is frustrating in a way to find that lacking where I live. I mean, I am not exactly a GQ kind of guy, but my face won't leave you with permanent mental damage.

I'm not that bad looking, I exercise frequently (185cm tall and around 105Kg), I have a good job, I am polite, honest, nice, open-minded, adventurous......Man, but something is just not "clicking".

All-in-all, you guys piss me off! Well, alright. Not really. Actually, I am kind of envious. All right, really envious.

If only the world could be just like Pixies.